Your secrets are safe with us (mostly)
We collect information you provide directly to us, such as your name, email address, and shipping details. Additionally, we may collect:
We use your personal data to process orders and improve the OnlyFreds experience. We may also use your email to send you:
We use cookies to maintain your session and keep you logged in. These are standard digital cookies, not the delicious chocolate chip kind found in the kitchen. Please do not attempt to eat your monitor.
We implement state-of-the-art security measures to protect your information. Our dedicated Security Officer, Fred, stands guard by the server room door. While his methods are unorthodox (mostly just staring menacingly), we have found them surprisingly effective against data breaches.
We do not share your personal information with third parties, except:
We may update this privacy policy from time to time. If we make significant changes, we will notify you by playing a music box melody very slowly in your vicinity.