Terms of Service

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing and using OnlyFreds (hereinafter referred to as "The Service" or "The Pizzeria"), you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree, please exit the building immediately before the doors lock automatically at midnight.

2. Liability Waiver

OnlyFreds shall not be held liable for any personal injury, loss of sleep, or sudden disappearances occurring while browsing our products. Specifically:

• We are not responsible if purchased plushies move on their own when unobserved.
• Any "hallucinations" of gold-colored bears are strictly the user's responsibility.
• OnlyFreds disclaims all liability for electrical surges, power outages, or animatronic malfunctions resulting in "The Bite."

3. Product Descriptions

We attempt to be as accurate as possible. However, OnlyFreds does not warrant that product descriptions are error-free. A "Cute Plushie" may legally be defined as a "Cursed Artifact" in some jurisdictions. Purchase at your own risk.

4. Payment & Refunds

All sales are final. Once you adopt a Fred, it is bound to you forever.

Refund Policy: Refunds are only issued if the product actively tries to dismantle your computer. Proof of sentient behavior (video evidence) is required for all claims.

5. User Conduct

Users agree not to use the site to:

• Upload viruses, malware, or remnants of William Afton.
• Harass the night guard in the comment sections.
• Attempt to reverse-engineer the animatronic AI.

6. Governing Law

These Terms shall be governed by the laws of Utah (or wherever the Pizzeria is currently hiding), without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Any disputes shall be resolved via a flashlight tag match in the main dining area.